Does Kyle Orton’s Mustache Or Mike Ditka’s Have Better Superpowers?
Can a mustache have superpowers? Depends on the mustache. How does Kyle Orton’s mustache stack up against Mike Ditka’s mustache?
What’s Worse, Seahawks’ Watered-Down Beer Or Royals’ Expired Food?
The Seahawks and Royals deliver on the field. But they shortchanged fans at the concession booth, with watered-down beer and expired food.
Is Johnny Manziel Or LeBron James The Current King Of Cleveland?
Johnny Manziel arrived in Cleveland like he owned the place. Then LeBron James returned. Who is the reigning king of Cleveland?
Tale Of The Tape: Denver Broncos At St. Louis Rams
On paper this looks like a game the Broncos should dominate because the Rams have a losing record and don’t have the kind of offensive weapons that compare with the Broncos.
More Dignified: Losing To Cleveland Browns Or Strong Gust Of Wind?
The fading Bengals lost to the surging Browns, not really an NFL powerhouse. Is it more dignified to lose to the Browns or a gust of wind?
Tale Of The Tape: St. Louis Rams At Arizona Cardinals
While Jeff Fisher can’t look at Austin Davis and think that he has a quarterback with All-Pro talents and skills, he is a superb competitor who gets everything out of his ability and demands a top effort from his offensive teammates.