With Johnny Football leaving the hometown comfort of Texas A & M to join the Browns in the NFL we’re wondering which city is a better spot for Manziel to play in: College Station or Cleveland? Let’s take a look at the differences.
Tale of the tape
Tale Of The Tape: College Station Vs. Cleveland
|Average Temp 69 degrees||Weather Conditions||Average Temp 49 degrees|
|Thousands of nubile coeds called “Aggies” screaming Johnny’s name, making eyes at him and texting him their phone numbers.||Fan Base||Thousands of zaftig middle aged men called the “Dawg Pound” screaming Johnny’s name making foul hand gestures at him and texting him death threats after a loss.|
|Yell Leaders: a bunch of elected male nerds who try to motivate the fans with synchronized cheers.||Support Team||Cheerleaders: a bunch of scantily clad women who try to motivate the fans with sex appeal.|
|Home of the 12th Man||Nickname||The Mistake On The Lake|
|George Bush Presidential Library and Museum||Extracurricular Activities||Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and A Christmas Story House|
|Kyle Field: The House That Johnny Built? (pending)||Stadium Name||First Energy Stadium|
The winner is
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