Tale of the tape
The Giants Losing To Carolina Vs. Little Mac Losing To Glass Joe In “Punch-Out”
|Giants: Charlotte, North Carolina. Oooo! It’s supposed to be lovely there!||Opponent's Hometown||Little Mac: France. FRANCE. FRAAAAAAAA-|
|0-2||Opponent’s Record Before Match:||1-99|
|I don’t know if it’s predictable, but cripes is it boring.||Predictable Offense?||He’s got about 5 punches to dodge, so yes.|
|(unprintable)||Motivational Halftime Speech?||“Join the Nintendo Fun Club Today, Mac!”|
|Throwing to Victor “Look at my stupid dance, I’m a jerk!” Cruz.||Secret weapon?||Pressing “Start” when he has a star punch.|
|“Disappointing is not a strong enough word.”||Post Loss Quote?||Give up? Retire? Start training, make a comeback!|
|Maybe we can finally stop having the stupid “Which Manning is Better?” debate.||Future Implications?||He’s doomed against Von Kaiser - nevermind Bald Bull or the second fight against Don Flamenco.|
The winner is
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