Win A Chevy Cruze!

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I’ve been driving the all-new Chevy Cruze and loving it!  Now, your Mid-America Chevrolet dealers want to give you a shot at winning one of your own.  So if you’re ready to take the Chevy Challenge click right here and good luck!

Doug McElvein

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  1. Simeon says:

    Great, so how do you win the car?

    Bold Headlines mention, ” Win Chevy Cruze! ” whilst the link brings you to an advertisement, yet no actually contest.

    Ever had a car drive itself? Try the Chevy Malibu! It’ll slam itself into the median, or better yet, into the car in front of you. With it’s luxurious automated acceleration feature you’ll be knee deep in nicks, dings, and aggravation all day long. With speeds of up to 60 miles an hour, the Malibu will automatically speed up and engage in it’s cruise control feature! The best part about it, is you’ll never know when it will happen; surprise !.

    Problems with your car? No worries, our useless, no speak a English customer service agents will be there to tell you ‘no’. Car malfunction due to faulty factory installed sensor chips? Head gasket blown because of cheap aluminum parts mixed with nightmarish dex coolant? Brakes that will be sure to fail?

    NO WORRIES, our customer service agents will be there to tell you NO, in broken English AND, Tagalog!

    Buy Chevy TODAY!

    YEAAAAH!!!

    Wanna great car, risk death, and be steaming angry, JUST BY ANYTHING MADE BY CHEVY !

    YEAH! ITS A CHEVY PARTY LETS ALL GO THE DEALERSHIP AND GET READY FOR THE ‘PULL OUR HAIR OUT’ ACTION THAT WE WILL BE ENDURING FOR THE REST OF DREADFUL TIME WE ARE STUCK WITH THE CAR!!

    Already being recalled, what a joke! With a “paid-for-paid”, “hand-in-hand” fake news ad.

    Toyotas are not the only cars that drive themselves. I will be happily uploading my “Awesome Accelerated Experience” video on youtube very soon. Thanks Chevy!😉

    Feel free to send me an email if YOU have experienced this lovely problem brought to you by Chevy. Come on down and jump on the Chevy Lawsuit Bandwagon!

    GroceryGettersSTL@gmail.com

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