2 Face Charges After Nude McDonald’s Run

GALESBURG, Ill. (AP) – Two people in western Illinois are facing charges after pulling up to a McDonald’s drive-thru completely nude.

Police in Galesburg say a 19-year-old El Paso man and a 21-year-old Galesburg woman were released from Knox County Jail after being ordered to appear in court to face public indecency charges.

WGIL Radio reports that the duo was still in the McDonald’s parking lot when officers arrived just before 2 a.m. Wednesday. Police say the man was crouched over in the driver’s seat trying to put on a pair of pants, while his passenger was covering up in a blanket.

WGIL reports the pair told officers that the late night fast-food run might not have been a great idea, but they both still thought it was funny.

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  • Reality

    Shoulda breast fed from her… then it would have been accepted practice.

    • Sgt. Schultz

      This is America, not the soviet union.

      Maybe she wanted a big mac, and not a little wiener.

      • Henry Orville

        The entire world hates the U.S. because of the phag worship here, but these two will be considered sex offenders. No wonder they hate us.

        THANKS FAYGZ!!

      • Jerry Courtney

        Yes. But either one would make you gag.

      • Jerry Courtney

        Yes. But either one would make you gag.

      • Gibbs Bentley

        I’m lovin’ it … http://911essentials.com

      • mike

        That’s pretty good!

    • jasperddbgghost

      Methinks said male looked like “The Hamburglar” and the “female” looked like “Grimace”.

    • jackson007

      She wanted him to ‘supersize’ it !!

  • John

    Silly, yes, but what kind of jerk would call the police and waste everyone’s time with something so trite?

    • J.B.

      The only thing that would trigger my “call the police” reaction in this situation, is if they were hideous to the eyes. Other than that I don’t see an issue, requiring wasting resources, on busting a couple tending to calorie intake after a break dancing session.
      Or… The caller could have been the hideous one calling the police, jealous because of their own lack of break dancing skills or absence of such activity.

    • Factatron

      Yeh I have to agree with you on this.. why even bother to call the cops. See the world is so uptight now, things like this become huge news stories, when it was probably a couple of kids just doing something silly. Sheeple today crave drama.

    • Adam Smith

      I’m the kind of jerk who’d call the cops. Also, you mean “trivial” not “trite.”

      • Marti

        They were on their own property (automobile) – the only moron here is the clerk who prefered to show the world that he has a stick up his butt rather than enjoy the rare free show.

      • Jim

        Silience you fools! Ayatollah Adams speaks! Can’t a man ask “Why can’t the US be more like Iran?”

      • Jennifer

        I would have just laughed and served them their food. :)

      • TNGirl

        @ Slobby and Adam – Yes, I do think Adam is the opposite of OWSers. I also think you’re both a little self-rightous and tight-sphinctered. You’re like the obese Baptist preacher (or his wife) who rails against the evils of unclean living. So what, these two are young and thought this prank would be funny – Haven’t you ever mooned anyone? I can remember a time when we didn’t bog down the court system with petty B.S. like this.

      • SlobbySlobs

        Adam is 100% correct. By NOT calling the police, you accept this type of activity. While it might be a trivial matter, would you want to see this every day? What if it were your kids doing this? Once your mind has accepted this, the next “shock” activity will be walking through WalMart nude, and you can take it from there. I think Adam is the polar opposite of an OWSer. Wake up people.

      • Adam's Gay Lover

        @Adam: you sukkulottadik, don’t you?

      • Arthur Kinney

        @Adam Smith your an a$$hole and what comes around goes around

      • beachbumct

        sad..without a life.

      • benth165

        Yep Mr. Smith, you’re a jerk all right. Get a grip you moron !

      • andy

        actually trivial is a synonym of trite, moron!

      • wuzwinder

        It was a dumb prank, get over it. I hope this doesn’t ruin their lives, being a registered sex offender could ruin their employment chances in the future, they are just dumb ass kids, big deal.

      • laffin'atcha

        Adam, what time is your next occupy meeting?

      • John

        So you admit it was trivial (and that you’re a jerk). A lot of taxpayer money is going to be spent on this when it could have been over in minutes. I hope you would stand by your convictions and volunteer to foot the bill for this and any other consequences of diverting the police from actual criminal activities.

        There isn’t much difference between this and calling 911 when McDonalds ran of of McNuggets. The idiocy is just reversed.

      • Terry

        @Johnny – I would HOPE a minor wouldn’t be working at 2:00am! Not sure what they do in St. Louis but elsewhere ole McD’s would be the ones in trouble with the police!

      • sage49

        It’s Officer Smith, the vocabulary cop.

      • Johnny

        I would have called the cops on them (but I am over 30 and responsible). Not all employees at McDonalds are over 18………A minor could have work/helped work the window at that time.

      • Ken

        Adam, get a life have a laugh, ease up, have some fun. Mom always told me to wear clean underwear in case I was in an accident, if these two characters were in an accident I think the police report would be funny.
        Adam, you are just wrapped too tight try to see the funny side of life.

      • sgtcarter

        I would too…………….

    • Melvin P. Arbuckle

      A silly zit-faced teenager who is about one more mistake away from becoming a member of the occupy rabble.

      • laffin'atcha

        one more mistake away from becoming a member of the occupy rabble.or a phone call from becoming management

    • jerrykregle

      only a spiteful sodomite gets offended at a nakked human body
      including heterosexuals

      • Johnny

        Men who exposed themselves have been punished with jail time…why do these people get a pass? Because they are harmless? This is a gray area…I will go with the law on the books. If you think this is just silly….change the laws. However, I doubt your opinions are in line with the majority.

  • greyviking

    did the happy meal have a happy ending?

  • Mark

    Damn, why didn’t I have a girlfriend like that when i was 19 ? Lucky sob.

  • Jeff

    Picture your tax dollars hard at work!

    • Macfad

      I’ll gladly pay any amount of taxes as long it supports authorities enforcing the laws – ALL of them – not just the ones you junveniles find worthy of enforcing.

      • Too Shy

        Hey Macphayg, I hope your tongue is in great shape. You’re the kind that loves to lick the boots of your “authorities”. Why don’t you get the sand out of your vah-gine-nah and be a real man, take care of your own business instead of begging the Stasi to do it for you?

        It’s coming folks.

      • jqp

        Noble gesture. Unfortunately, you’re not the only one shouldering the expense.

        If we could redirect the costs of nonsense such as this to just those among us who agree with you, I’d be all for it. Of course two things would occur rather quickly. First, your group would realize it can’t afford the expense alone since it’s costly to pursue everything including the most trivial of infractions. Second, your group would have to begin making tough choices. Given its limited law enforcement budget it would have to prioritize offenses and focus its efforts toward the top half of the list.

        Consequently, you’d find yourselves right back to where we are today. Using a limited law enforcement budget to pursue crimes that pose the greatest threat to society, and not wasting valuable resources on nonsense.

      • DudeZXT

        Meanwhile, the police were probably told to ignore the illegal aliens working in the McDonald’s! How’s that for enforcing laws???

      • Johnny

        The brainwashed young adults do not speak for the majority. I agree with your statement Macfed. DudeZXT also was spot on.

  • Marbran

    Were they engaged in a sexual act? If not, let them go. It’s amazing how intimidated people get by the sight of the human form.

    • Doc

      Perfectly acceptable behavior in San Francisco. You’re legally allowed to walk around nude.

      • Nate

        Yes Macfed, because being naked is incredibly immoral. It’s just the worst of the worst.

        You would not think so if religion hadn’t spent the last thousand years teaching you to be ashamed of your body and your sexuality unless you’re using it to make more religious people who share your opinion.

      • Macfad

        But they weren’t in SF. San Francisco’s immorality isn’t tolerated in this city.

      • Chech

        Indeed Macfad, in your city the only immorality that is tolerated is an extremely high murder rate

    • Macfad

      We don’t tolerate other behavior that “offends” others, so if just one person is offended by this act, then it shouldn’t be treated any differently. One person’s offense is as good as another.

      • J.B.

        Being offended by others when there is no harm at all, is called over reacting. When you pile all the over reactors together it costs money, time, and builds a culture of trying to micromanage everybody’s life into a police state.

      • Spinblastr

        Nowhere in the Constitution does it state that offensive behavior is against the law. If it did, you’d be in jail, because your comments are offending me. But thank God, for now at least, this is a free country pal. I hope this offended you.

    • Ummm what?

      I don’t recall getting a trohpy for being a “phaygut”. I’m sure if two “phayguts” were to do this they would also be detained by the police.

      This whole story is ridiculous. Who cares!? A couple of kids being dumb in a car. Non-issue!

      • The Delegate

        You’re not a very bright phaygut then cuz they’re handing out trophies like candy to disgusting animals likes you for being the pervert you are.

      • Suck what?

        Then you are a *dumb* phaygut, phaygut.

    • Adam Smith

      So there is no place for societal norms and decency? We live in a society, and taking off one’s clothes and going through a drive-through is so far beyond decency that no one should need to explain it. Maybe we should let America degenerate into a hippie commune. If it feels right do it.

      • J.B.

        ‘Hippie commune’?? Really?? Orient yourself to the year Mr. Smith.
        Oh… Wait… I get it…
        You’re Old, fat, angry (at young people), joints hurt all the time, and you miss the restrictive authoritarian childhood you have etched in your head from an abusive alcoholic parent.
        This happened at 2am… The a.m. means late night, not daytime (just for clarification… Nothing about DUI…
        Your new job in life should be to post comments online with your restricted views so you may be chewed up over and over… Wait… that’s what you’re doing now…

      • Marti

        Oh the irony, the same people who want to punish this young couple for choosing to drive-through nude are the same ones who want to punish parents who resist having their children being subject to TSA groping and scrutiny of nude x-rays.

      • teaj

        here is a group of people getting really touchy about their “right” to drive around naked.

      • Adam's Gay Lover

        @Adam: you sukkalottadikk but then have the gall to peddle your moral superiority on the rest of us?

        Choke on another one, weenie puffer.

      • sonic

        No big deal this. @ kids doing something real stupid. Now they have a record. Give me a break man , not really the mortal sin your making it up to be .

      • Wuffles

        Amen Adam. Well Said.

      • Joe Industry

        At 2 AM how much of society was awake to be impacted by this? You might have had a supportable argument if the couple had WALKED into the McDonald’s at 2 in the AFTERNOON.

      • Rascal69

        You really shouldn’t watch that closely, you’re starting to sound like a stalker.

      • RF

        Don’t drive through San Francisco then. You are likely to see people walking totally butt naked down the street and it is perfectly legal.

      • laffin'atcha

        Adam was abused by his parents, he didn’t get a new BMW when he turned 16 and didn’t get the latest iPad for his happy holiday… Grow the F**K up!!!

      • Macfad

        American Patriot,
        How is it that you know exactly what a person who rapes children in church basement’s thinks, says or does?

        Been there, done that?

      • Sean

        Wow, American Patriot –

        project your hate much? You sound pretty sanctimonious yourself, try thinking before opening you pie-hole.

      • American Patriot

        You sound like someone who rapes children in the church basement on Sunday morning and then takes his place in the front pew on Sunday afternoon.

      • pitter43

        Liberals don’t understand the meanings of, societal norms, decency. They’re foreign words to them.

    • GunnerLee

      In this day and age, if you’ve seen the human forms I’ve seen then you would understand they are so offensive. Did yuo think that this just may have been a couple 200 pounders? If that turns you on, Lord have mercy on you.

      • DudeZXT

        Especially from eating so much McDonald’s!

    • finbs

      Probably end up on a sex offender list of some kind too.

    • babydriver

      Ain’t it the truth?

  • TJG

    No Pictures?

  • AZ

    I guess he wanted fries “with that”

    • laffin'atcha

      AZ, it was yo, you want fries wid dat

  • Craig Morris

    Gives new meaning to “Two All Beef Patties Special Sause Lettuce Cheese Pickels Onions on a Sesame Seed Bun”.

    • Macfad

      Craig, how old are you? You do realize that nobody under 30 will get that, don’t you? McDonalds hasn’t used that slogan in 25 years!

      • Sabercat2

        Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles on a seseme seed bun. It may be from 25 years ago (actually it started in 1972), but it still resenates in people’s mind.

        McD has been a succesful enterprise for investors. as well as the public, They have been there with food available at a cheap price for a long time, They pick their locations stratigicly to enhance their business.

        Maybe businesses like Solandra would have looked at McD.s for a management equivilant, but the just went ahead and failed.

      • Randall

        Kids these days! (singing) “McDonald’s, McDonald’s! Look for the golden arches!!”

  • ben

    What is wrong with this world? Doesn’t anybody have a sense of humor anymore? Call the cops??? Come on…That’s funny!!

    • Macfad

      Only junior high schoolers think being naked is funny…..

      • Goofy Goober

        @Macphayg: So how much sand can you stuff in your vagina anyway?

      • Fred

        People who aren’t fat think being naked is fun and funny.

      • Al

        How about drunks?

    • Derek

      Exactly. “Ha, Ha, they are naked.” and move on with your life. Write it down for your “best moments working in the drive thru” book.

  • John Estes

    It’s now criminal to be yourself

  • MadCharles

    Someone at McDonalds called the cops ? That was a drive through tradition.

  • taxtandspent

    “I’ll have a could-I-pound-her …..with extra special sauce”

  • 720goleta

    Apparently he didn’t have a quarter-pounder, and she wanted one….

  • Sun Yat Sen

    wipe that mayonnaise off your chin please

  • Tim

    The gal working the drive thru window asked the guy, “where’s the beef?”

    • laffin'atcha

      they were at Mc Donald’s not Wendy’s…

      • Stu Cozza

        Anybody else notice how Wendy’s did away with the “Hot & Juicy” slogan?

    • Steven Goodwin


  • Truth Hurts

    Exactly. And you don’t want to know what that brown “special sauce” on his upper lip is made of either.

  • Solid Citizen

    At least they offer more transparency than the B.O. run White House and the recent Pelosi led House of Representatives.

    They had better hope thst the charge is not so serious that they get placed on some sex offender list

    Quo warranto, B.O.?

    • DC-Italian

      I was wondering how some a**wipe would try to link this to Obama. Nicely done!

      • Solid Citizen

        DC you must be the worst example of an Italian .. certainly not a shining example of a people with a rich and colorful history.

        An administration that holds “Transparency in Government ” meetings behind closed doors is probably far more criminal than the aforementioned joyriders

        Quo warranto, B.O.?

      • Spinblastr

        I know. What a tool. Obviously this was George W. Bush’s fault.

      • Irish Rule

        How many liberal phuckwad italians does it take to grease a car?

        One, if you hit ’em just right.

  • Tex A. Montana

    There is hope! It is refreshing to see a McDonajd’s customer in the news for something ofher than the beatdown of another patron.

  • Steven Goodwin

    Now it’s illegal to be naked…..

    • Macfad

      Yes Steve, it most certainly is, in public. If you want to be naked at home, then do so, but it IS illegal to be naked in public. Deal with it.

      • laffin'atcha

        Macfad, they were naked in the privacy of their personal car. The clown at the drive thru was lacking common sense and any sense of humor…

    • ManOnPoint

      Not in SF I come to find out!!!

  • Snarky Malarkey

    The drive-thru clerk reportedly saw her McRibs and his small fry.

    • Macfad

      Well if I smoke a joint in the “privacy of my personal car” that’s illegal too! If I don’t wear a seat belt in the “privacy of my personal car” that’s also illegal. You don’t get a pass on breaking the law just because you are in your personal car in a public venue. The law is the law.

  • slickzip

    See what happens when you lay around smoking pot all day and night ,,,,

  • Awesome-O

    I see the Communist Bury Speech (CBS) liberal weenie-puffing censors are at it again. It doesn’t matter. The truth is coming and will soon over-run the criminal marxists running this country and this state. Your kind will never be accepted.

  • Hiram Davis

    Hot buns; special delivery.

  • Al Phresceaux

    So, how did the police find out about them? Drive up window worker or manager called them? Why? What’s it to you? They weren’t harming anyone.

    • Macfad

      Someone was “offended”. That’s all it takes. Just like when you make a racist comment, that’s not harming anyone either, but someone is “offended”, therefore, it will remain wrong and illegal.

      • Rascal69

        You know, that is the problem with jerks like yourself. Extra thin skin and no intelligence to think for yourself, only what you’re told.

      • laffin'atcha

        macfad, I find your comments wrong and offensive. You’re too damn uptight. Would you pleas post your home address so the moral/social police can come arrest you???

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