Love Bacon? How You Might Want To Spend Eternity
(KMOX) — Bacon Lovers, afterlife is good. From the guys who brought you world Bacon Salt, Baconnaise and most recently, Bacon Lube. J&D’s Foods is pleased to announce the launch of Bacon Coffins.
“Yes, this is really real,” wrote J&D owners Justin Esch and David Lefkow in a press release.
Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted Bacon and Pork shading and accented with gold stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is completed in ivory crepe coffin linens.
Bacon Coffins are available starting today, for $2,999.95 + S&H at www.baconcoffins.com.
“You ate bacon, you decorated your body with bacon, your car with bacon and your home with bacon,” the release says. “And now, you can peacefully rest wrapped in bacon.”