Tiger Woods announced he was not going to be able to participate in the U.S. Open. While we get he is injured – the fact he is taken the U.S. Open off has become a big news story. Which made us think – what would a day off with Tiger Woods look like? Would it be better than taking the day off with Ferris Bueller? Lets go to the tape.
Tale of the tape
Tale Of The Tape: Ferris Bueller Vs. Tiger Woods
|Lots of pre game – McGyvering entire room followed by licking palms and rewiring doorbell.||Start To The Day||Back Massage followed by counting money.|
|Fine Dining - Chez Quis and its staff await your arrival.||Eating Out||Tiger's notorious for not leaving good tips – you'll pay and feel guilty about it.|
|Fine museums, sports events, a possible parade.||Soaking in Culture||No chance of going to any public places.|
|Sloane Petterson or Cameron Frye – either would be a bonus.||Possible Third Wheel||Lindsey Vonn|
|Priceless 1961 Ferrari 250GT – less than 100 were made.||Getting Around Town||Used Buick with a busted rear window.|
|Just leave a key under the backdoor mat and we'll be fine.||Chances of Getting Caught||Yeah – we won't go there.|
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